I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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