she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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