he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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