If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I party with great urgency now.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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