this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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