So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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