I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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