I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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