hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
