is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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