girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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