it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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