i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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