Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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