dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I want her autograph on my taint
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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