I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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