i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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