doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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