I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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