I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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