do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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