we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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