windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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