i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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