just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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