so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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