yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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