im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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