I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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