No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
only you would photoshop your dick
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Randomize
