literally had 100 drinks last night.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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