sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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