I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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