I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize