I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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