Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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