why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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