She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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