Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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