i may or may not be watching the land before time
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Text me some of your sweat
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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