Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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