when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's never too late to be topless.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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