How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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