Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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