ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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