I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she looked like the before picture.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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