Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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