Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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