Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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