I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize