I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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