Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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