we have officially lost it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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