Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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