Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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