the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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