S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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